(parody
of "Psycho Killer")
Words & Music:
The Fools
Man, this was a fun song
when I was growing up around Boston.
Some people replace "What the fuck?" with a "Bwak! Bwak! Bwak!"
chicken sound - for modesty's sake, I'm sure
Am Am/E Am/G [vamp for intro & verses] [intro over demented chicken sounds]
Am
Am/E Am/G [etc.]
I can't seem to face up to the facts.
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax.
This Colonel Sanders job is gettin' me down.
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town.
CHORUS:
F
G
Psycho Chicken. What the
fuck?
Am
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak!
F
G
C F
G
Better run, run, run, run,
run, run, run away. Oh-----! Ay-ay-ay-ay!
I don't know just what to do.
He's got a grudge against Frank Perdue.
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything.
I plucked him once, why pluck him again?
CHORUS:
Bm
C
Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose.
Bm
C
But Psycho Chicken's still on the loose. ("Hmm, a little
chickie! BWAAK! OHH!")
A
G
They caught him down in Ohio.
They cut off his head and they put him in the oven.
A
They put him in a box right next to a roll.
A
Put some cole slaw 'round his legs and someone took him home.
A
Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine. ("BURP!")
A
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!
CHORUS: [replace
"What the Fuck?" with "Qu'est-ce
que c'est?"]
CHORUS: [regular words]
OUTRO: Am Am/E Am/G [vamp over demented chicken sounds and out]