God Bless My Underwear
(to the tune of "God Bless America")
Words: Traditional
Music: Irving Berlin
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God, bless my underwear, my
only pair.
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D
Stand beside them and guide
them,
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As they sit in a heap by the
chair.
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D
From the washer, to the
clothesline,
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To my dresser drawer, to my
rear!
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D A A7
God, bless my underwear, my
only pair.
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God, bless my underwear or
I'll be bare!