I Don't Want No More Of Camping Life
Words & Music:
Traditional
D A7
They say the food at (camp name) is really mighty fine.
A7 D
How the heck could they know it tastes like turpentine?
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A7 D
Oh, I don't want no more of camping life!
D
Gee, ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go,
D A7 D A7 D
Gee, ma, I wanna go hoooooome!
The say the rolls at (camp name) are really mighty fine.
But, one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine!
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They say the water at (camp name) is really mighty clean.
Well, how the heck could they know it smells like gasoline?
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They say the air at (camp name) is really mighty neat.
Well, how the heck could they know it smells like dirty feet?
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Come up with as many verses as you can!