Car, Car
(Peter, Paul
& Mary version)
Words & Music:
Woody Guthrie
New words by Peter, Paul & Mary
CHORUS:
A
E7
Take
me for a ride in your car, car.
E7
A
Take
me for a ride in your car, car.
A
D
Take
me for a ride, take me for a ride,
A
E7 A
Take
me for a ride in your car, car.
[spoken] Go get Ôem, grandpa!
Take
me for a ride in your Stanley Steamer?
ÔBout
as bad as riding in the Locomobile with the eight wheels, isn't it?
I'd
rather ride in the Model T pickup with the bronze hubcaps & the beaver
tail. Twenty-three skidoo! Uh-huh!
[Someone
make engine sounds of a model T-era car starting up & backfiring]
[spoken] College grad-u-ate!
CHORUS:
Take
me for a ride in your Mack truck.
Take
me fro a ride in your truck, mac.
Take
me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take
me for a ride in your Mack truck...mac!
CHORUS:
[repeat that verse two times and the regular chorus once. Someone make engine sounds over it of a
more modern car trying to start.]
REPEAT
REGULAR CHORUS ALL:
[spoken] Well, wait a minute!
Here come one now, daughter.
See if you can't get this here feller. [Someone make sound of a high-performance engine slowing
down & screeching to a stop.]
[sung in
a sultry fashion]
Take
me for a ride in your car, car.
Take
me for a ride in your car, car.
Take
me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take
me for a ride in your 3.5-liter Ferrari with torsion bar suspension and those
imported Venturi carburetors.
[spoken]
Hello,
sports fans and welcome to Daytona Beach.
You are about to hear the sound of an Austin-Healey Sprite, trying
desperately to keep up with the other Volkswagens in the race. It will speed shift directly in front
of the microphone and traveling approximately 1000 yards further down the track
will crash into a brick retaining wall.
This entire spectacle starring Steve Reeves as the handsome, wind-blown
driver is being witnessed by a crowd of over 20,000 sadistic sports fans. We take you now to the track and the
sound of the race.
[Someone
makes the sounds of passing race cars, then after a pause, the sound of a
two-cylinder engine trying desperately to keep up, engine dying, then being
restarted, then shifting through the gears until it crashes.]