Easy Money
Words & Music:
Rickie Lee Jones
I'm still looking for the chords to this.
There was a Joe leanin' on the
back door.
A couple Jills with their eyes
on a couple bills.
Their eyes was statin', they
was waitin'
To get their hands on some
easy money.
They flipped a dime. One said "Well, I'll take heads
this time."
One stepped up, one stepped
back, one loosened her shoulder strap.
She couldn't speak, her knees
got weak.
She could almost taste that
easy money.
There was this old black cat
sittin' in a old black cadillac
The Joe smelled sweet, she
curled up at her boyfriend's feet
She said "I got a plan.
Listen, Sam, how'd ya like to
make some easy money?"
He say, "Yes! Oh, yes! Jus' tell me what you want me to do."
She said, "Baby, you can
trust me.
Baby, but you must be hidin'
in my room at a quarter to two."
Well, the cat told the boy,
"Come up to the room and play with my toy."
But the Jill set the bait and
she wasn't gonna sit around and wait.
But this guy was wise to all
the lies and he flies out the door
With the easy money.
Because there ain't no man who
got the money in his hand
Who got any of that bread by
bein' slow in the head.
The easier it looks, the
hotter it hooks,
There ain't no such thing as
easy money.
We say, "Yes! Oh yes!"
INSTRUMENTAL HALF-VERSE: [last half of previous verse]
Saturday night, there was a
terrible, terrible fight
Between two dames who was
losin' the same game.
It wasn't clear, but I hear
somebody was lookin' for some easy money.