Comedy Tonight
(from "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum")
Words & Music:
Stephen Sondheim
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C D
Something familiar, something
peculiar
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Something for everyone: a
comedy tonight
Something appealing, something
appalling
Something for everyone: a
comedy tonight
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Nothing with kings, nothing
with crowns
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F G Am C
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Bring on the lovers, liars and
clowns
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Old situations, new
complications, nothing portentous or polite
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Tragedy tomorrow, comedy
tonight!
Something convulsive,
something repulsive
Something for everyone: a
comedy tonight
Something aesthetic, something
frenetic
Something for everyone: a
comedy tonight
Nothing with gods, nothing
with fate
Weighty affairs will just have
to wait
Nothing that's formal, nothing
that's normal, no recitations to recite
Open up the curtain, comedy tonight!
Something familiar, something
peculiar
Something for everybody:
comedy tonight
Something that's gaudy,
something that's bawdy
Something for everybody:
comedy tonight
Nothing that's grim, nothing
that's Greek. She plays Medea
later this week.
Stunning surprises, cunning
disguises. Hundreds of actors out
of sight.
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Pantaloons and tunics,
courtesans and eunuchs
Funerals and chases, baritones
and basses
Panderers, philanderers,
cupidity, timidity
Mistakes, fakes, rhymes, crimes
Tumblers, grumblers, bumblers,
fumblers
No royal curse, no Trojan
horse
And a happy ending, of course
Goodness and badness, manifest
madness – this time it all turns out all right
Tragedy tomorrow, comedy
tonight!