She Don't Use Jelly
Words & Music:
Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd, Ronald Jones
& Michael Ivins (The Flaming Lips)
I changed the attribution of this to "The Flaming Lips" (who wrote it) after being flamed by a correspondent. However, the version that hooked me on this song (a great pseudo-lounge cover) was, in fact, by the Ben Folds Five.
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I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
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She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
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But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese.
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She don't use jelly or any of these.
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She uses Va----------se--line, Va------------se-----line!
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I know a guy who goes to shows.
When he's at home and he blows his nose.
He don't use tissues or his sleeve.
He don't use napkins or any of these.
He uses magazines, magazines.
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I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the color of her hair
She don't use nothing you buy at the store
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She likes her hair to be real orange
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She uses tan–--------ger--ines, tan–--------ger--ines,
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Tan–--------ger--ines, tan–--------ger--ines
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Gm7 [and out]