Mean Mr. Mustard
Words & Music:
John Lennon & Paul McCartney
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Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park,
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Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper.
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Sleeps in a hole in the road.
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Saving up to buy him some clothes.
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Keeps a 10 bob note up his nose.
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Such a mean old man---, such a mean old man---.
His sister Pam works in a shop,
She never stops, she's a go-getter.
Takes him out to look at the Queen.
Only place that he's ever been.
Always shuts out something obscene.
Such a dirty old man,
Dirty old man, dirty old man.